Sam the Alpha Wolf Makes Crafts With Martha

Sometimes the Fates are good to you through your TV.

Jifo's been going crazy with the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, and I can never switch the TV back to my DVR'd So You Think You Can Dance. That's why I'm on the couch right now watching Martha Stewart.

And who should step out but Chaske Spencer, "Sam Uley" the alpha wolf in New Moon - and promptly begins making glitter keepsakes with Martha.


We're talking this guy:


I grabbed my over-priced Mac (grad school, long story) and captured these screen shots of Chaske holding up his Christmas baubles.


My world has exploded.

Back in the Bully Game

I have a pit bull again!

(yes, that's my snuggie box in the background)

I picked up Manny from the shelter today; I'm fostering him for Animal Advocates Alliance. I'd like to change his name, but I'll let Jifo help me decide on a nickname.

here he is lazily crawling off the futon onto the floor

Anyone see a nickname for him you like?

Keeping Warm For Boob Cancer

I came home (L.A.) tonight from my third X-country flight this month to find this on my computer chair:
Jifo wanted me to stay warm as I typed. Awwww-esomeness.

And it's the breast cancer edition too!

Comes with that book light, just like the advertisements say. I'll open it up tomorrow and, yes, take pictures. Anything for my readers.

Phoenix Road Trip

Selena and I are finally taking that road trip.

Destination: Phoenix
Purpose: Pizza

That's right. We are driving 6 hours for a one-night pizza pilgrimage.

See you in two days with the details...

Ryan Seacrest's New Moon Reading

Selena once stumbled me a livejournal from her favorite douchebag - and I realized that I had one too. My absolute favorite db in the whole world is none other than Mr. Ryan Seacrest, greatest metrosexual alive.

(For the record, Jifo's favorite douchebag is Ryan Reynolds. After seeing The Proposal, I support this.)

My favorite db + my favorite Twilight book = Outdoor New Moon Reading:



Who is your favorite douchebag?

NaBiCoMo

This is 52 Faces' first annual National Bi-Coastal Month.
(I have a tendency to NaNo-fy everything in the world during NaNo.)

Have you ever had a fantasy of living the bi-coastal life? I always did. Now I realize why fantasies should stay in your head. Here's what the jet setting life really looks like, week by week:

I spent my first week of NaNo (the writers' official name for November) in NYC. I'm now in L.A.

Next week I'm back in NYC for my first ever writer's conference. (I'm really jumping into this full-time fiction writing life.)

Then I'll be in LA for Thanksgiving.

Then I hope to get back to NYC in time for a scavenger hunt at MoMA with my Asian meetup group. No members of which I have met up with yet.

Then I get to decide whether I want to immediately hop back to L.A. to make Jifo's company holiday party. (This kind of depends if they skimp on the budget again. It's all about the free food.)

Now it's 2 a.m. and I need to go to sleep so I can catch up on my word count tomorrow. This post kind of made no sense.

Misunderstood Losers Unite!

This reminds me of my poll.

via Graph Jam Builder

Could be retitled: People's Reactions to Me Leaving A Free Grad Program

-or-

People Sure Love Free Sh** More Than Happiness

or my personal favorite:

What Part Of "I Fantasize About Getting Hit By A Car So I Don't Have To Go Back To Class" Do You Not Understand You Un-Creative Automatons?

Rob's Got Nothing On Takeshi

I just saw the trailer for John Woo's Red Cliff and made a girl puddle.



Takeshi Kaneshiro and Chang Chen in one film. How can this much hotness be?

Rpattz who? Puhleez. Look at this sex on fire:

Takeshi, from Audrey Magazine

Johnny Depp, be scared. Someone else has your cheekbones...

Chang Chen courtsey of men3

This is one of those moments when I think: so many Asian hotties. Why am I not single?!?

Queens, WriMoFos!

Had a great write-in at the Panera Bread in the mother-(le)fraking LIC (natives, decode that).

Here's a peek at my NaNo workstation:


Who are those sexy jorts-wearing wolves you ask? Why, none other than Jacob Black and his canine brothers:


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